damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

(via s-elf-d-estruction)

"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."

the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

> TeenCoupleBlog <

(via committable)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via slutsandsinners)

popularboyfriend:

when someone who didn’t put deodorant on passes by you

image

(Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND, via thefuuuucomics)

"You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it."

(via highcutie)

(Source: chim0, via slutsandsinners)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via slutsandsinners)

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

(via l-ilac-w-ine)

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

(via outsxne)